The science graduate asks, "Why does it work?" The engineering graduate asks, "How does it work?" The accounting graduate asks, "How much does it cost?" The liberal arts graduate asks, "Would you like fries with that?"

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Bahahahaha I'm allowed to say that because I'm a liberal arts gradauate (the science degree afterwards helped!)

This is a poem. It's called "I miss her sometimes."
I Ran into my ex-girlfriend the other day.
Then I backed up and ran into her again.
I miss her sometimes.-Jeffrey Ross